As predicted, the Doubtful speak...
Date: Wed, 29 Jan 1997 01:15:22 -0500
From: Waldo
To: The Church
Subject: Forrest, Forrest Gump
Hee Hee
The Calfs cuz?
This is related to the Golden Calf in the Bible, is'nt it? If I
recall, God distroyed it. B OO M, ouch!
Hey man, this is out there bro! Wha Hugh... Aaarrrrrggggggg!!!!!!!!!!
BiHornus has been exorcized! Be healed man!
IT'S TIME TO STEP UP TO PLATE. GET WITH THE GAME MAN!
sEE yA bRE HA
And Bicornis spoke:
Poor wayward creature, do not let your mind be clouded by belief that Earth is the sole outpost of life in the cosmos. My conviction is that the Terran religions of which you speak are but different manifestations of the Universal Truth.
Be one with the Horn and ye shall receive all.
Date: Thu, 18 Jan 1996 22:50:29 -0500
From: Danny Atwood
To: The Church
Subject: flamers be warned...
i'd like to make my fame with flame and say that i think you
are almost as deranged as those people who believe that some
guy came from God to die for them to eat in the form of little
wafers every Sunday... Does the Intergalactic Church of the
Rhino serve wafers? Do believers have to cut off their foreskins?
And Bicornis spoke:
My teachings do not call for a restriction in diet at all.
However, I do promote chocolate for a healthier emotional level.
On the subject of foreskins...while I would prefer that my flock be
composed of whole people, I promote a more enlightened state that is free
from ALL forms of discrimination.
*All wooden idol images courtesy of a street vendor in Harvard Square...
