*The Intergalactic Church of the 
Rhinoceros*

Through various means at the dawning of 1996, ranging from dreams to just staring at me, the great idol of Bicornis, Rhinoceros of the Fenway, spoke to me. The Divine Horned-One has commanded that I establish this web site to promote his teachings. Translations will hopefully be completed soon, once I find time to get away from all my missionary activities.

I can tell you this much... Faith in "the Rhino" is a great and bountiful source of good luck and prosperity.

And the word "intergalactic" is indeed appropriate, for I have been shown that the touch of Bicornis extends well beyond the Milky Way we humans call home. As such, I have been ordained the High Priest of the Rhino, and the Earthworld Contact. A list of the growing membership on Earth is now available.

Requests for religious tracts will be honored as best as possible. Flamers be forewarned...all heresy will be posted to this site, so that all the Universe will be a witness to your lack of vision.

"Expect more to come, my children" -Bicornis

*All wooden idol images courtesy of a street vendor in Harvard Square...

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