Mystical Shit

All lyrics: jsh
Except "Love You More" lyrics by Peter Shelly

Title Track

(sanskrit lyrics from the Brahma Samita)

This is it This is mystical shit

Rock n'Roll Will Never Die

Nah, but I'm sorry, But look I'm sorry But, Rock n Roll? Rock n' Roll will never die It's going nowhere It's here to stay What are you, fucking stupid? I'm sorry but nah but you're fucking high If you think rock n' roll will ever die You're cracked up out of your fucking mind Nah 'cause Rock n' Roll is here to stay It will never go away Look at Def Leopard Drummer's got one fucking arm Look at the Rolling Stones They've been around for forty five fucking years Look at Guns and Roses Need I say more

Nah 'cause I'm sorry But look I'm sorry but But Rock n' Roll is not moving It's going nowhere It's here to stay.

No Point

(from the unfinished, unpublished, "Elliot: A Novel" by jsh.) There is no point to life. There is no point to death. There is no point in continuing our meetings. There is no point in not continuing our meetings. There is no point is going out. There is no point in staying in. No point in gaining weight And no point in keeping trim. There is no point in answering the phone or opening the mail. There is no point in getting drunk or doing drugs And there is no point in staying sober. There is no point in needing someone and no point in being alone. There is no point in doing nothing and no point in not doing nothing.

These are all good points, yet none of them lead anywhere. None of them are points at all. There are no points. There is no point.

Gary And Melissa

Gary and Melissa loved to make love Loved to make love Loved to make love Over and over and over again For the first few weeks of their relationship, They made love four or five times a night. They were really turned on for a while Then, to heighten their passion, They bought sex books: The Joy of Sex, The Sensuous Couple The Joy of Sex Part Two, The Kama Sutra, Even Yet Still More Joy of Sex Popular Mechanics, Betty Crocker Anything They tried as many positions as they were capable of Physically Physically Physically They were really turned on for a while Then, to heighten their passion, They bought sex toys: Ben Wah Balls, French Ticklers Nipple clamps, Cock Rings Whips and Chains and Bondage gear Bowling Balls, Dildos, Vibrators Watermelons Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty Anything They were really turned on for a while They set up a video camera and taped themselves having sex Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex Then, to heighten their passion, Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex. They were really turned on

As the years went by, Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community Although they never married, Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block And they never fought, Except to heighten their passion They had made an agreement that when one of them died, The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse, But as luck would have it, They were both killed in a freak accident And died at the exact same moment, holding hands.

Frightened And Freezing

Frightened and Freezing Everyone is so cold Every time I touch something My fingers get burned Icy hot-scary world Somebody is Howling Nobody is hearing Somebody is hungry Nobody is hoping Wicked and Windy World Spinning too fast Dizzy Sleepy Don't Want to Be here, it's not Not funny anymore Everybody is an icicle Everybody is a stone Everybody have a gray face on Everybody wanna be alone Burning Smoking Melting Boiling Burning Sweating Melting Smoking Boiling Sweating Burning Boiling Melting Melting Melting Frightened and Freezing Everyone is so cold Every time I touch someone My body gets burned

Everybody is an icicle Everybody is a stone Everybody got their hot in a box Everybody wanna be alone

How To Remember Your Dreams

In order to remember your dreams, You must think of them as if they were little kittens. When you wake up in the morning, Before you get out of bed, Sit up and say, "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty." If this doesn't work, You must go into the kitchen and pour out a saucer of cream Place it by the foot of the bed and say, "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty."

When the kitty gets the cream, the dream is remembered.

The Fish That Played The Ponies

Once upon a time, Somewhere in the Ocean somewhere, There lived a Fish, The King of the Fish. The King of the Fish was not happy. He wanted to be more than just to be the King of the Fish. He wanted to be King of the whole Ocean. He wanted power over the whales and porpoises, Giant sea tortoises, Mollusks, crustaceans, and all the underwater plant life. And he wanted to own all the Salt in the Ocean. He was a big fat pig of a Fish. His greed angered the Ocean, But the ocean knew the Fish would never succeed. Then the Fish learned to walk on the land. He stood upon the shore and laugh at the Ocean. He climbed trees and learned the secret of fire. He took a job as a investment banker, And spent a lot of time at the racetrack, Playing the Ponies. The ocean swore revenge. Then one day, The Fish was vacationing in the Caribbean, Sunbathing on the beach, Laughing at the Ocean. A giant Wave came and swallowed the little Fish up And he drowned. This is the fable of the Fish that played the Ponies. It is important to keep in mind that in this story, The Fish is not meant to symbolize Christ.

Jesus Was Way Cool

Jesus was way cool. Everybody liked Jesus. Everybody wanted to hang out with him. Anything he wanted to do, he did. He turned water into wine, And if he had wanted to, He could have turned wheat into marijuana, Sugar into cocaine, Or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water and swam on the land. He would tell these stories and people would listen. He was really cool. If you were blind, or lame, You just went up to Jesus* And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed. That's so cool. He could have played guitar better than Hendrix. He could have told the future. He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world. He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky. He could have danced better than Barishnikof. Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of. Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool. Jesus was so cool. But then some people got jealous of how cool he was, So they killed him. But then he rose from the dead! He rose from the dead, Danced around and went up to heaven. I mean, that's so cool. Jesus was so cool. No wonder there are so many Christians.

*(Actually, if you were lame, Jesus would have probably had to go up to you.)

Open

Open the door to your heart and your mind
There are so many places to go
Open the gateway to a new time
There are so many things to know

Ishe Oluwa Koleba Jahwo-Open
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo-Open

Open the porthole and stare at the sea
Open the window and learn how to breathe
Open the curtains look at the movie
Open your soul and learn how to believe

Govindam Adi Purasam Tam Aham Bhajami-Open
Govinda Jaya Jaya Gopalla Jaya Jaya
Rhadharamanahari-Open

Ishe Oluwa Koleba Jahwo-Open
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo-Open
Govindam Adi Purasam Tam Aham Bhajami-Open
Govinda Jaya Jaya Gopalla Jaya Jaya
Rhadharamanahari-Open

The Sandbox

And I would go And I would go everyday almost to the sandbox And 'cause I loved the sandbox so much And 'cause I had my pail and my shovel And and my shovel And I would play in the sandbox And it would be so fun And I would make mountains in the sand And I would have so much fun And and but one day I went to the sandbox And it was so sad And I cried and I cried because Someone took a doody in my sandbox He could have played guitar better than Hendrix. And that was so bad And that was so disgusting And how could they do that And and that was so bad And and and I didn't see it And and I sat right down in it And it felt squishy and I got up And I cried and I cried and I cried And why didn't they clean up after themselves Why didn't they clean up the mess

And now my pants are dirty And I'm crying and I'm crying and I'm crying And I'm never going to the sandbox again I'm never going to the sandbox again And I hate everybody.

The Neither World

In the Neither World, Everything is Versed and Reversed. The Neither World Contains and Corrects all Contradictions. All Division Collapses into Itself, Into Unity. Forever is Never in the Neither World. To Connect is to Sever. All is One is Several is None. The Foundation is in the Abyss. The Truth is the Lamb is the Fish. The Key is in the Sunlight in the Window.

The Virgin Chases the Moon. The Lamb is Slaughtered and We All Drink the Blood. We All Drink the Blood in the Neither World of Sameck.

She Didn't Want

She was surrounded by a warm glow She felt calm and relaxed For a change It all started to seem so funny to her So meaningless, so beautiful For a change She didn't want to kill She didn't want to die She didn't want to live She didn't want to lie All hunger was gone All desire She didn't care what was on the television today She didn't want to know And she didn't want not to know She didn't want (For a change) She didn't want to suffer She didn't want to bleed She didn't want to masturbate She didn't want to need The universe was singing to her She was singing The universe was breathing to her She was breathing The universe was crying to her She was crying She was feeling it all And it was so much for her Almost too much for her She passes out

She wakes up years later No time has passed Nothing has changed No news is good news She says

Cheesecake Truck

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, 'Cause I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company And they asked me if I could drive a truck And I said "Yes" And they said "You're hired!" So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake So I pulled over and opened the truck And I got a cheesecake And I also took another one for later And I took one to bring home And I took one for my friend Farm boy, And by that time I had Eaten one of the cheesecakes so I took another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house To drop off all the cheesecakes So I take five cakes to eat on the way and I drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes And a cheesecake for desert. I should point out by the way That all of these cheesecakes were very delicious. Anyway I decided that the only thing to do Would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes And hide the truck somewhere And leave town. And I miss everybody a lot But I'm not really sorry, 'Cause they were very delicious cheesecakes.

Equivalencies

Faceboy=Pleeny Christ=Shovel Sex=Hiroshima Antelope=Love Condom=Expressway Grapefruit=Satan Penis=Pliars Fish=Tornado A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME Sanitary Napkin=Monkey Wrench Umbrella=Doorknob Surgeon=Moonpie Scissors=Sausage Vagina=Australia Secret Sauce=Apocalypse Glove=Cantelope Flower=Guitar A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME

Jesus=Porkpie Hat Peace=Used Car Shit=Farm Abstract Expressionism=Boston Creme Filled Doughnut Mysticism=Dot Matrix Dog=Flute Yellow=War