My childhood violated

During a bout of televised procrastination this past weekend, I was subjected to an advertisement that made me want to throw things. Muppets characters (Ms. Piggy, Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie) argue about what pizza topping to order. Then, Jessica Fucking Simpson zooms into the room to tell them not to worry, just order this new Pizza Hut special where you can get 4 small square crappy pizzas all with different toppings instead of just the one crappy pizza.

It's like a nightmare where I can't wake up!