We're all living in Amerika / Coca-Cola, Wonderbra

Sing it, Rammstein.

See, I keep forgetting to write about this series of consecutive billboards on Westwood Blvd. on the way to campus...

1) Trimspa, the diet pill that turned chubby, disturbing Anna Nicole Smith into thin, just as disturbing Anna Nicole Smith.

2) An ad for "Fat Actress", a new series (fer chrissakes) on Showtime starring Kirstie Alley, with her laid out in a pink dress on a large pink bathroom scale. Sample episode synopsis online: "Kirstie forces her agent to set her up on a big network meeting with Jeff Zucker only to find out that he thinks she's too fat for tv; Kirstie sleeps with an NBC exec and ends up with a holding deal." Now that's quality.

3) New Coca-Cola with lime. Because vanilla coke was so yummy?