Berkeley Biology Professor Smack Down

Student steals laptop computer from professor.

Student is a dumbass and uses the laptop wireless connection on campus.

Professor explains about the two or three law enforcement agencies currently investigating major federal felonies for stealing the data on the laptop.

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Online lecture video (Real Player, skip to around 48:50 for the special end of class notice)

Transcript here

"I am tied up all this afternoon; I am out of town all of next week. You have until 11:55 to return the computer, and whatever copies you've made, to my office, because I'm the only hope you've got of staying out of deeper trouble than you or any student I've ever known has ever been in."