You mean I'll always be this size?

Red-faced Olympus

The strange folk at FAZED were my pointer to this discussion of a freaky commercial for Olympus cameras. I suppose it is possible that a few people with too much free time whipped up a viral ad spoof and then bought a domain to redirect to Olympus' European operations for kicks. Yet, the now defunct http://www.redeyedbaby.com is registered to OLYMPUS EUROPA GmbH in good ol' Hamburg.
The Internets remain a strange place to do business, I guess.